Why do women love to shop?
They look, relook all day.
Their poor, bored men would rather drop
Such waste of time this way.
It's bad enough the men are bored.
The women don't know why.
They're hurt to sense they are ignored.
Their men can't satisfy.
And yet, when all the shopping's done,
The gifts all wrapped and tied.
They both can see the Christmas fun,
And both are satisfied.
Maurice A. Williams
Copyright 2002